Slutty Little Shorts Room Spray

Suns out; guns out is SO 2019. Let's find something more up-to-date.

This year is all about Slutty Little Shorts: no grey skies with meaty man thighs. You know the ones. It's hard to look away when they're walking towards you. Even harder to not look as they walk away. They're basically the male-presenting equivalent of a sundress!

This scent is full of juicy, round melon and lots of wood. Sandalwood, that is. It's a sweet, deep sort of cologne. Perfect for your quiet, bisexual partner or for when you're journaling about your latest hookup you met at the farmer's market. Bonus points to all if they have cute patchwork tattoos and carry a canvas bag everywhere.

Scent: bergamot, melon, jasmine, grapefruit, amber, vanilla, sandalwood