The Big Gay Collective
Slutty Little Shorts
Slutty Little Shorts
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Suns out; guns out is SO 2019. Let's find a more up-to-date rhyme.
2024 is all about Slutty Little Shorts: no grey skies with meaty man thighs. You know the ones. It's hard to look away when they're walking towards you. Even harder to not look as they walk away. They're basically the male-presenting equivalent of a sundress!
This scent is full of juicy, round melon and lots of wood. Sandalwood, that is. It's a sweet, deep sort of cologne. Perfect for your quiet, bisexual partner or for when you're journaling about your latest hookup you met at the farmer's market. Bonus points to all if they have cute patchwork tattoos and carry a canvas bag everywhere.
Materials
Materials
- Soy wax
- Glass vessel
- Cotton wick
- Phthalate & paraben-free fragrance oil
- Paper label
- Plastic clamshell
- Crinkle paper
- Glass vial and dropper
Dimensions
Dimensions
- 8 oz - 3" x 4"
- 4 oz - 2.5" x 3.5"
- 3 oz melts - 2.3" x 3.5"
- 5 mL freshie - 2" x 2.75"
Care information
Care information
- Trim wick to 1/4″ before lighting
- Keep the candle free of any foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings
- Only burn the candle on a level, fire-resistant surface and away from flammable items and breezes
- Do not burn the candle for more than four hours at a time
- Stop use when only 1/4″ of wax remains
