God Hates Figs Candles

He said, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” What a dick! Figs weren’t even in season, but Jesus didn’t care. That’s some figgin’ hate. And for those still trying to slap a fig leaf over what he actually taught and claim “homosexuality” is condemned in the Bible, you’re reading it wrong. God hates figs, not fags. Get it right!

If you’re not the Bible type but your homophobic dad insists on dropping by, cover your sass with this rich, fruity fig scent that’s anything but modest. It’s a bold, sweet reminder that you’re the queen of your castle and he’s just a guest in your fruity, cobbler-scented kingdom.

Scent: fig, amber, sea salt, jasmine, sandalwood, green leaves, brown sugar