The Big Gay Collective
God Hates Figs
God Hates Figs
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He said, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." What a dick! Figs weren't even in season, but Jesus didn't care. That's some figgin' hate. And for all those that would like to slap a fig leaf over what Jesus actually taught and think "homosexuality" is condemned in the bible...well...you're just reading it wrong. God hates figs. Not fags. Get it right.
If you're not the bible type, but your homophobic dad insists on dropping by on the weekend, cover your sass with this rich and fruity fig scent that's far from modest. It's a deliciously satisfying reminder you're the queen of your castle and he's just a guest in your fruity, cobbler-scented kingdom.
Scent: Fig, Amber, Sea salt, Jasmine, Sandalwood, Green leaves, Brown sugar
Materials: Glass vessel, Cotton/paper wick, Soy wax, Fragrance
If you're not the bible type, but your homophobic dad insists on dropping by on the weekend, cover your sass with this rich and fruity fig scent that's far from modest. It's a deliciously satisfying reminder you're the queen of your castle and he's just a guest in your fruity, cobbler-scented kingdom.
Scent: Fig, Amber, Sea salt, Jasmine, Sandalwood, Green leaves, Brown sugar
Materials: Glass vessel, Cotton/paper wick, Soy wax, Fragrance
Materials
Materials
- Soy wax
- Glass vessel
- Cotton wick
- Phthalate & paraben-free fragrance oil
- Paper label
- Plastic clamshell
- Crinkle paper
- Glass vial and dropper
Dimensions
Dimensions
- 8 oz - 3" x 4"
- 4 oz - 2.5" x 3.5"
- 3 oz melts - 2.3" x 3.5"
- 5 mL freshie - 2" x 2.75"
Care information
Care information
- Trim wick to 1/4″ before lighting
- Keep the candle free of any foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings
- Only burn the candle on a level, fire-resistant surface and away from flammable items and breezes
- Do not burn the candle for more than four hours at a time
- Stop use when only 1/4″ of wax remains
