Glory Hole-leluia Car Freshie

Glory Hole-leluia comes in without warning: dark, smoky, and already a little feral. Fir and cedar layered with clove builds and lingers. It’s the kind of scent that hits you right in the face, a little dirty around the collar, and completely unashamed of its needs.

It’s all red, white, and get on your knees energy. Maybe it reminds you of fireworks, or that questionable park bathroom with the mysterious holes carved into the walls. Either way, you already know what’s expected of you. Open wide and stick out your tongue while the pledge of allegiance is shoved down your throat.

Look out, America. You’ve got a little white nationalism on your face. Better wipe that off.

Scent: fir, cedar, smoke, amber