A Big Pair Triple Wick Candle

A big pair of what? Could be balls. Could be boobs. Who knows. Either way, you’re going to wish every crease and crevice smelled like this. It’s bound to lift your mood, even when you’re sandwiched between your date’s legs questioning your life choices and all you can see is his big pair. Of course, this scent is all about pears, bright and fruity with a sparkling, champagne-like edge that feels like spring and warmer weather. Does he smell like that? Probably not. That’s why you need this scent.

Scent: pear, champagne, vanilla