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Whether you’re alone or thinking about the last time you weren’t, it keeps that feeling close and just slightly out of reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"584\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eScent: Gain laundry detergent, Beach, and Linen\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Big Gay Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52289401028895,"sku":"9992000001","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/9087\/5423\/files\/HoodieRoomSpray1.jpg?v=1775791122"},{"product_id":"nude-room-spray","title":"Nude Room Spray","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eNude is barely there in the best way. Made for smaller spaces or anyone who wants fragrance without the weight, it keeps things light and effortless. 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Of course, this scent is all about pears, bright and fruity with a sparkling, champagne-like edge that feels like spring and warmer weather. Does he smell like that? Probably not. That’s why you need this scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"534\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eScent: pear, champagne, vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Big Gay Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52289401192735,"sku":"9990000001","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/9087\/5423\/files\/PairRoomSpray1.jpg?v=1775789763"},{"product_id":"god-hates-figs-room-spray","title":"God Hates Figs Room Spray","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"336\"\u003eHe said, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” What a dick! Figs weren’t even in season, but Jesus didn’t care. That’s some figgin’ hate. 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In this story, they weren't just cousins.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAchilles \u0026amp; Patroclus, pulled directly from the text, is richly perfumed with the scent of juicy pomegranate to elevate your spirit, and deep, comforting sandalwood to ground you to the earth. 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You want to be told you did well, even if your mouth's too full to say thank you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScent: tobacco, leather, teakwood, peppercorn, musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Big Gay Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52289402765599,"sku":"9982000001","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/9087\/5423\/files\/DaddyRoomSpray1.jpg?v=1775791402"},{"product_id":"gray-sweatpants-season-room-spray","title":"Gray Sweatpants Season Room Spray","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"450\"\u003eGray Sweatpants Season isn’t a season, it’s a warning. You see it coming before it even gets close, that heavy, undeniable outline that makes you look twice and then pretend you didn’t. 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