{"title":"Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"47\"\u003eYour beard deserves more than the bare minimum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"49\" data-end=\"337\"\u003eOur beard oils are designed to soften, condition, and actually take care of your beard while making it smell incredible. Lightweight and fast-absorbing, they hydrate both hair and skin without leaving you greasy, keeping everything smooth, manageable, and just a little more put together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"545\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eEach scent is crafted with the same intention as our fragrance line, so you’re not just grooming, you’re wearing it. 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